Even though Stan and Kyle have been friends for years, it doesn't mean anything if Stan won't "friend" him. Kyle "friended" the wrong person so now all his other friends are deserting him left and right. With his problem getting worse by the minute, Kyle turns to the one person who's always been there for him. Watch Episode 1404 - You have 0 Friends Online South Park Episode 1404 - You have 0 Friends Review All the boys get a Facebook, except for Stan, who thinks its ridiculous and unnecessary. However, they end up making him his own page and he is forced into using it. When he thinks it just isn't for him, he attempts to delete his account, but his actions are followed with consequences as he is literally sucked into the Facebook world, which is very Tron-esque. Meanwhile Kyle pity-friends a 3rd grader which causes him to lose all his real friends via Facebook. With the help of Cartman, they try and find Kyle a friend that is outside the spectrum of knowing the friendless 3rd grader. While wading through many "dicks" on ChatRoulette, they are able to find him a match. In the Tron universe, Stan has to battle his profile ...