South Park Episode 1406 – 201 starts off in Saigon 1972 with Cartman narrating. His hand puppet is revealed as Mitch Connor, yet again. After being injured in battle. They bring him to the military hospital when he is discharged him. Mr Garrison apologizes for everything that has happened. He tells Cartman that everyone was told to “stick to the story” to protect someone really important but does let him know who has the answer…

The Gingers are still demanding Muhammad  or else they are going to blow up the town. Randy suddenly allows Muhammad to step out of the bear costume and it winds up being… Santa Clause! They switched him when they thought he would be handed over. This is all happening when the Barbara Streissand Megatron arrives…

Back to the hall of super best friends… they cut out to Barbara Streissand, Godzilla style. They all call the guy Sea Man, “semen,” and all of the religous figures laugh, including Jesus. Awesome. Then they all get on power cycles like they are mall cops and ride to South Park.

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Up in some lab, Dr McFesto is cutting up a mouse. Its the same guy with the 5 as*ed baboon from one of the original seasons! Awesome. Mitch Conner comes knocking asking to call 911, pretending to be black, trying to guilt the guy to let him in. I still don’t get the whole Mitch Connor thing.

Meanwhile, Pip gets squished by Barbara Streissand.

Then cut back to the Legion of Doom, Tom Cruise’s house, they demand that they need Muhammad back or Barbara Streissand mega-bot will destroy the town. Jesus comes in and throws his halo but no avail. John Smith of the Mormons uses ice breath but nothing. Barbara retaliates with toxic stink ray coming out of her… vagina?

While Cartman is talking to Dr McFesto, Stan, Kyle and Kenny bring in Muhammad and ask the doctor to clone him.

The super best friends ask Moses (Zordon) for help. He says that Barbara can’t resist singing duos with Neil Diamond. Then they make more cracks on Sea Man and his bird, Swallow. (get it!)

Then Dr McFesto tells another African-American that he can’t get the door for him when the guys make fun of him for being a racist. In walks the Gingers!!

Now at the Legion of Doom, the Gingers have gotten Muhammad. They want to make a deal – share Muhammad and share the goo machine so that they can all get his power.

Meanwhile Cartman is all alone with Mitch Connor and someone starts talking to him. The lights come on in and he’s inside some carnival. And out pops Scott Tenorman.

Then they bring us somewhere with “Jesus’s power of super carpentry.” Awesomeness. I love the super best friends religious stuff.

Then they get the form of Neil Diamond to start singing a duo and Barbara Streissand just comes right over to sing, like a dog. Hilarious. Then she pees the green all over the audience.

Back to the carnival. Scott Tenorman is tormenting Cartman as he rides through the carnival. He wanted to learn Cartman’s fathers identity and he is even more shocked than he expected.

Meanwhile, Tom Cruise is getting the power of cannot be ridiculed flowing through his brains. All of a sudden, a big “censored” sign pops over him, just like Muhammad.

Back at the Carnival… Jimbo says to protect the Denver Broncos?

Jesus pops in to save the super friend Muhammad. They come in and kick as*. Jesus karate chops some gingers.

Scott Tenorman says that he can’t meet the Denver Broncos tackle but that his father was also a Bronco player. Then he said that Cartman’s father was really Scott Tenorman’s father and that Cartman killed him and made Scott eat his own father, and his own father.

Then, Kyle says Tom Cruise has “semen” on his back and all of a sudden his censored sign comes off. When all of them start making fun of him, he says wtf how can this happen to me? Then Kyle comes over and says that he learned a lesson and then bleeeeeep. And then Jesus says the same thing. And then Santa says the same thing, all bleeped. Awesome.

Cartman is starting to cry at the end because he’s half Ginger. Then Mitch Connor reminds him that he’s also half Denver Bronco and that makes him cool. Then Mitch says he has a bounty on his head and he has to leave. Cartman shakes his hand away and then he’s gone.

Tom Cruise starts emotionally breaking down as well and Stan apologizes. Tom wants a place where no one will make fun of him and live in peace and quiet. The boys tell him there’s a place and that they will help him get there. On the moon.

Awesome episode, except that they bleeped out the name of Muhammad the whole time. They did not do that during the first episode, and it sucks that they did. Ridiculous. What did you think of the episode?

       

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